The Itchy Ibex

The similarities between men and goats are undeniable. We're both content to stand around doing nothing with a dumb look on our face and we'll eat pretty much anything. We also both have a propensity to grow beards and we both have two nipples that are basically useless. Men and goats also go through a period called a "rut" when we are ready to mate. This rut involves obsessive interest in females, constant fighting and a notable foul-smelly odor.