Exercising In The 80's

Exercise or play three hours of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2 and become insanely angry? Exercise or watch Sportscenter again while eating a DiGirono pizza covered in hot sauce? Exercise or have another no pants party with my girlfriend? These are the daily decisions a man must make with regards to exercising, and I think you can clearly see why exercise almost always loses and why things like front butt exist.