Waterskiing Monkeys!

It's unfortunate that we haven't integrated monkeys more into human society. It's impossible to encounter a monkey without it brightening your day and lord knows monkeys would be a vastly superior waiters and waitresses to the schleprocks that have those jobs right now. And if I can one day wake up in a world where a monkey is the bartender at my favorite local bar, I might just be the happiest primate on Earth.