The Secret Of OMG Cat Revealed

Did you know that at least five cows a year are killed in drive-by shootings? It also might interest you to know that the average person that lives to be 50 has spent 5 of those years waiting in lines. And if that doesn't blow your mind, then you've probably never heard that over 6,000 Americans check into hospital for "pillow-related" injuries. Perosnally, I think it's time for 60 Minutes to blow the whistle on the tragic untold story of body pillows in this country. Those poor bastards get unwillingly violated every every night by their insensitive and lonely owners.